I pledge allegiance to the abs
of the ideally proportioned Captain America
and to the ass with which he stands
one body under clothes, indescribable
with liberty and eye-fucking for all
AND THE HOOOOMEEE OF THEEEEE BRAAAAVEEE
"This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE!!
YEAH I BET YOU DO CAP
adrenaline rush rogers probably wouldn’t like not being at least somewhat in control of stark’s maniacal flying